The Mercedes-AMG GT63 S 4-Door: A Supercar in Disguise (Mostly)
The Mercedes-AMG GT63 S 4-Door is a car that will make you question your life choices. It’s like ordering a gourmet burger and getting a rocket ship instead. With a price tag that could buy a small island, you'd expect nothing short of perfection, and for the most part, it delivers.
I took this behemoth from the grey monotony of London to the picturesque, snow-free Alps (thank goodness, because trying to fit snow chains on those gargantuan wheels would be like trying to put a condom on a giraffe). The journey was a rollercoaster of emotions - equal parts terror and exhilaration. The seats are like first-class airline cushions, but with the added bonus of kneading your back like a doughy pizza base. I’m pretty sure I nodded off at one point.
But don’t let the comfort fool you. This is a car that craves the open road. The moment you hit a twisty mountain pass, the GT63 S transforms into a corner-carving beast. The steering is precise, the body control impeccable, and the engine is a symphony of power and torque. It's like driving a rocket ship that’s been fitted with a comfortable armchair.
Of course, there are a few caveats. The fuel economy is about as friendly to your wallet as a politician to the truth. And while the interior is undeniably luxurious, some of the materials, while undeniably high-quality, lack the tactile warmth of a BMW or Audi. But these are minor quibbles in the grand scheme of things.
The Mercedes-AMG GT63 S 4-Door is a car that demands attention. It’s a statement of intent, a technological marvel, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re cruising the motorway or carving up a mountain pass, this car delivers. It’s the kind of car that makes you feel like a million bucks, even if you’re just stuck in traffic.
Let's start with the good stuff: the engine. It's a symphony of explosions that’ll make you feel like a superhero, or at least a Bond villain. Zero to 60 in 3.1 seconds? That’s quicker than most people can pour a glass of water. The exhaust note is a glorious cacophony that will make your neighbors think you’ve got a jet engine in your garage.
The infotainment system is a maze of menus and submenus, but once you've cracked the code, it's actually quite intuitive. Just don’t try to fiddle with it while you're trying to avoid a deer.
Now, let's talk about the not-so-good stuff. While the ride is generally comfortable, it can be a bit firm on less-than-perfect roads. Also, the car’s size can make parking a bit of an adventure, especially if you’re not blessed with the spatial awareness of a cat.
But let’s be honest, who cares about practicality when you’re driving a car that makes you feel like a rock star? The Mercedes-AMG GT63 S 4-Door is a car for those who want to make a statement, without actually having to say anything. It’s a status symbol, a technological marvel, and a whole lot of fun. Just be prepared to mortgage your house to fill it up.
Caught a wild Panamera, review will come soon :)
